July 24, 2013
What could be better to highlight insane gameplay footage than an uppidy British accent?
July 15, 2013
We just got back from ConnectiCon 2013, and it was an awesome time. Super cool to hang out with fellow geeks while getting to show off Cloudberry Kingdom in the process.
We took pictures, woah!
Turtle Hermits for life, playa'.
People got to play Cloudberry Kingdom, check it out:
I swear we didn't pay these people.
Crowds! @$!# yes!
Until next year!
July 9, 2013
We're going to be at Connecticon this weekend!
We'll be showing off Cloudberry Kingdom in the console games section, so if you're at the convention you should totally swing by.
Viva la Connecticut!
July 9, 2013
We've been constantly fiddling with the blog over the last year. In the process we've lost basically everyone's comments (and our posts) at least 4 times. For that we apologize.
We do have good news though!
Pwnee Blog has finally stabilized and will no longer be repeatedly stabbed in the face by our programmers for no apparent reason whatsoever. We now have an awesome, needlessly-complicated-but-robust-in-house-developed blogging platform that can stand the test of time.
Hosted on Amazon S3 this blog will never, ever go down (except when Amazon goes down, which of course never happens), and, best of all, we can scale to as many viewers as technologically feasible without having to push a button or even worrying about a thing (except our Amazon S3 bandwith bill).
We're finally, really, truly done with programming Cloudberry Kingdom, which means I (and the rest of the team) can come out of our cave and start living in the real world. Among other things (like taking a shower without a family of bears seeing you), we're looking forward to blogging like maniacs.
We hope you enjoy our stupidity as much as we do.
June 11, 2013
After years of creating illegitimate Final Fantasy 7 themed Geocities fan sites and passing them off as "real games journalism", we're finally legitimately
going to E3 as exhibitors! Check us out in the Sony & Nintendo booths as we'll have our own kiosks showing off Cloudberry Kingdom.
Welcome to the Danger Zone