This movie was a total snooze fest. But still, it worked out well alright as director Duane Journey managed to pull it of nicely enough. The story is simple and interesting leading into this sticky, gooey tale of a witch that lures children into her home so that she may eat them. You know, boobs, weed, bad jokes and even worse music. I did not recognize Lara Flynn Boyle, one of the most gorgeous actresses until the turn of the century and now with a totally deformed face by plastic surgery the same way Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan did.
I have also not recognized the beautiful Yancy Butler, but she is aging with dignity. Don't waste your time on this! During the first ten minutes, the movie seems the typical horror-oriented well, this is what it aims for; it obviously misses its point comedy written by a pair of pubescent 13-year old boys. There was comedy yes, but it was more sort of a subtle and perversely, dark, twisted type of comedy that might just not suit everyone. Back to the crapfest of a movie, about an old lady who lures teenagers to her house by selling them weed and then of course, she kills and eats them to regain her youth. Rating Language Release Uploader Download 4 Arabic sub 0 Arabic sub 0 Arabic faio 1 Brazilian portuguese siqueira 0 Bulgarian balward 2 Chinese geocity -1 Chinese geocity -1 Chinese geocity 0 Danish sub 0 Danish sub 0 Danish sub 2 Dutch sub 11 English sub 1 English jayytekk 0 English sub 0 English sub -1 English sub -1 English sub 0 Greek azart 0 Hebrew sub 1 Indonesian sub 0 Malay sub 1 Norwegian sub 0 Norwegian sub 1 Portuguese Paskim2009 0 Portuguese dimas008 0 Portuguese dimas008 2 Serbian zekson95 0 Serbian sub 1 Spanish sub 0 Spanish lucierf 0 Thai sub 0 Turkish gadfLy 0 Vietnamese sub.
Maybe that's what the producers wanted? It manages to be a fun original spin on the concept without seeming hokey, plus the elements of horror are far more impressing than you may expect. I decided to give this movie a chance. Now she is the witch without make-up. Description: With Hansel and Gretel's woodcutter father being too poor to provide for the family, their stepmother persuades him to abandon them while foraging in the forest. The story manages to be witty and smart with plenty of representations from the classic fairy tale present but in a very fresh concept. Definitely pass on this on unless you're curious to see Lara's new face. However they kill the witch and escape from the spot.
Meanwhile Hansel and Gretel disclose secrets about their parents. Perlu diketahui, film-film yang terdapat pada web ini didapatkan dari web pencarian di internet. If, as I previously stated, you're a 13 year old boy who likes weed, energy drinks, bad jokes and centerfolds, congrats: you can survive watching this movie. Quinn, Edward Zo and Bianca Saad. Actually there are a lot of cool lesser known actors in the film that have some cool moments on screen but for me the story focused more with Lara Flynn Boyle's fun and comfortable portrayal of a stoner witch who eats kids to maintain her youthful beauty.
Years later, the orphans have become famous witch hunters. Time is cruel for everybody but it seems to be crueler for those that try to keep beauty and youth at any cost. Wandering hungry, they find and feast on a witch's cabin made of gingerbread covered in all kinds of candy and other treats. I noticed Cary Elwes was listed on the starting credits, but somehow I failed to catch him in the movie. It is good for a single watching if you are looking for something simple to watch and just unhook your mind. The pothead Ashton Crawford Andrew James Allen and his girlfriend Gretel Molly Quinn are smoking in her room special marijuana called Black Forest supplied by the drug dealer Manny Eddy Martin and produced by an old lady named Agnes Lara Flynn Boyle that lives in Pasadena.
But the movie just never really excelled and stood out of mediocrity. And Hansel and Gretel have a sneaking suspicion they might be on the menu! The politically incorrect theme might be funnier for teenage potheads but the plot is funny and the situations works reasonably well. Oleh Dunia21 Synopsis The siblings Hansel and Gretel are left alone in the woods by their father and captured by a dark witch in a candy house. It manages to use a darker wicked humor which brought the funny without the ridiculous. I mean seriously it seems as if this story should have been a no brainer years ago.
I thought it was going to be funny, it wasn't. I plan to add this flick to my 4. Years later, the orphans have become famous witch hunters. However, for a comedy, then there weren't that many laughs about in this movie. I didn't fully grasp that concept, and mind you that I am a huge zombie aficionado, but they just didn't feel at home in this particular movie. Kami tidak menyimpan file film tersebut di server sendiri dan kami hanya menempelkan link-link tersebut di website kami. When eleven children go missing in a small village, the Mayor summons Hansel and Gretel to rescue them, and they save the red haired Mina from the local sheriff who wants to burn her, accusing Mina of witchcraft.
However they kill the witch and escape from the spot. But when they stumble upon a house made of sweets things take a turn for the worse, as inside the cottage is an evil witch who's hungry. But no, oh no, it gets much worse. The story is as you would guess a modern day retelling of the classic Grimm story. The seemingly hospitable crone owner soon cages Hansel to be fattened as her own feast, while Gretel serves as her maid.